So remember when I told you I was growing a mustache for Movember, the movement to raise money for men’s health issues? Well, the month is halfway through now, and this is what it looks like.
And I hate it. I really do.
I’ve been told I look like a young Clark Gable. Sure, if Clark Gable were hit in the face with an ugly stick. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. I obviously don’t, because I’m letting this thing grow on my face.
But here’s the rub: I’m not doing this for me. If I were, I would have shaved a long time ago.
I’m proud to report that our Movember team - the best damn dad team on the planet – has raised over $8,000 so far. And we still have half a month to go.
Don’t be sad that you haven’t donated yet. I know you’ve wanted to, but you got busy, and you had a long day, and yada yada yada. Don’t despair – you can rectify that situation right now. Donate now, and immediately feel better about yourself.
It’s like a dose of self-esteem. Think of it as making up for all the self-esteem I’m losing this month.