I was going to write a long entry about this book. I think it would be better to let the douchebags speak for themselves.
“There are many dying children out there whose last wish it is to meet me.” - David Hasselhoff
“I resent your insinuendos.” - Richard Daly, Democratic mayor of Chicago
“Do you know why God created woman? Because sheep can’t type.” - Kenneth Armbrister, Democratic senator from Texas
“Sure, I look like a white man. But my heart is as black as anyone’s here.” – George Wallace, Democratic governor of Alabama addressing a mainly black audience
“I’m a T-shirt guy now. But, wifebeaters won’t go out of style, not as long as bitches keep mouthing off.” – Eminem
“[I] don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” – Gene Simmons
“Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.” – R. Kelly
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger
“My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a banknote, for two twenties.” – Warren Beatty
“It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.” – Pete Wentz
Easy answer: don’t be a douchebag. [via fandomania]
